Over the last several months, I have become enthralled with all things Chuck Norris, and judging from this email I got from one of the guys in the band, it might have caught on.

The Chuck Norris “facts” are nothing new, they’ve been going around the internet for a long time.  Sayings like, “There’s no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard, only another fist!” and “Chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer, which is too bad, because Chuck Norris has never cried…ever!” are good for a laugh, but now it’s getting serious.

This is what Dave wrote to me:

“PS – I don’t mean to alarm you but I read this article the other day about Chuck Norris and how he was vacationing in Montana back in August and well, you know what happened when he vacationed in The Virgin Islands, or as they’re now called, “The Islands.”  So if that baby your wife is carrying kicks their way out of the womb you will know what happened.” 

Could it be?  I guess we’ll have to wait and see.  Do you think a sonogram will show a red beard?